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"Sticky and Stinky"
By riotforever5858
Today, I went to my boyfriend’s house for a dinner date, he was cooking Italian food, and I just had to say yes, so we were at the table, we were eating, and we were also having a good talk, things were going so well, eventually, after eating a third helping of fettuccine Alfredo, my bowels were acting up, my boyfriend asked if I was okay, so I lied and acted natural, I even coughed after I felt a fart forcing it’s way out of my butt, I asked to be excused and ran straight to the bathroom, with one hand holding my butt and the other holding my stomach, once I made it, I sat down, and let out the biggest, smelliest, stinkiest dump of my life, my butt was on fire, eventually, I finished, but then found out, I couldn’t get my butt off the toilet, it was superglued, I called out for my boyfriend to explain my situation
And then saw his roommate come in to apologize, this was a prank meant for my boyfriend! FML
After FML ending scene: The two are still continuing their dinner date, Aly is super glued to the toilet, but the boyfriend was kind enough to move the table and sit by her in the bathroom, he then decided to pull out a ring and propose to her, Aly was in tears and was about to say “yes” I only to be interrupted by another stream of diarrhea, the boyfriend covers his nose as Aly lets out another stinky dump
“Strut Your Stuff”
By MrViscom78
Today my new boyfriend said that he likes that I do videos. He’s encouraging. Always thinking up new ideas for me to try out. He’s not grossed out when I’m in the toilet. He says it inspires him. We watch the videos together and I give him the behind the scenes commentary. “Babe, , in this one I was sitting on the toilet so long that my legs fell asleep.” He even loves the outtakes when I’ve screwed up; he just says Perfect! Do it again.” He said to me- “Ya know babe, I think you should be in every episode.” I smirked and said “I just do it for fun.” He insisted “We’ll make our own home movie. Get ready to Strut Your Stuff!” FML!
"Paralyzed Pooper"
By pirateboy5733
Today I was driving back from an extremely busy day at work. So busy that I didn’t have time to go to the bathroom. I had some burrito barn for my lunch break and couldn’t get 5 minutes to myself. So this baby has been brewing all day and it needed to come out now.
Why do I always get burrito barn it never goes well i said
As I’m driving home I let out w new farts that felt risky. I was clenching so hard I felt like I was gonna get a cramp on my cheeks. I was scared I wasn’t gonna make it so I unbuttoned my jeans so I could save time.
Breathe in breathe out
I made it home parked my car and got out. I started to fast walk as my jeans started to slip down my waist. As I got inside I closed the door and a huge fart came out. Omg I thought I shit myself. At this point my jeans have completely fallen down my legs so did my underwear. and I fast walked to the bathroom with my ass out. When I got to the toilet I sat down and let loose the most powerful shit of all time. It hurt so bad but felt so good. As I’m violently shitting my brains out it felt like it was gonna take over me. After an hour it finally came to a rest. I laid back on the toilet wiped the sweat off my forehead and had a huge sigh of relief, until I realized that there was no toilet paper this whole time.
Uh oh I said
I then remembered I keep some spare toilet paper in the next room. I then tried to stand up but my legs weren’t moving.
They’re probably asleep I did poop for an hour new record btw. Wakey wakey legs
I then pick up one leg and drop it down that’s when I realized I couldn’t feel my legs
Come on legs I need to wipe it’s starting to crust I said.
I then frantically start hitting my legs to get them moving but nothing
I then tried to stand up
Ok imma try and stand
But instantly fell to the ground
Aly then fell with her pants down ass out onto the bathroom floor
That’s when I realized my shit was so strong that I made myself paralyzed FML
