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Hello friends, here I am inviting you to join me in a quiz about what Jesus would do if he tied people up for a living. Because I'm almost out of ideas for talking about safety during b*ndage shoots, yet I'm still regularly going to work and having riggers and producers do things that aren't safe. So maybe religion is the answer. Let's find out.

Quiz answers are below!

1. He would set his lights up first. Because he'd know that not only is that the best way to make his model feel respected, but it also maximises his chance of getting plenty of content before the model taps out.

1.b He would remove the clover clamps first, for the love of God. Cos when you're using clover clamps on a shoot you should be behaving as though you're basically a surgeon trying to save someone's life. Work fast, like Jesus would.

2. Jesus would tie the wrists and elbows last. Of course. Only a fool (or, you know, Lucifer) would do anything else.

3. Jesus would notice.

3b. Jesus would 100% buy that heater. Maybe two of them. And Jesus would NEVER shoot outdoors unless the model was 100% into the idea of swimming around in the Sea of Galilee.

4. Jesus wouldn't even HAVE WhatsApp on his phone. And he'd 100% check in with his model during re-sets.

5. Now I'm not going to pretend that Jesus didn't love telling parables, but there's no way he'd try to tell one while his model was tied up. Jesus would have amazing manners and also wouldn't want to be talked about behind his back by the model community.

6. Jesus would 100% change things up with gags.

6b. Jesus cares about every single sparrow (or something, IDK) so he DEFINITELY cares about models' jaws.

7a. Jesus would definitely not start trying to take credit for models' careers. He'd know that would just make him look sexually inadequate.

7b. Jesus would 100% be good at listening. If he hadn't been, there's no way his 12 apostles would have stuck around as long as they did.

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